Blondes

A blonde gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field stood by himself while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him 'You ok?' she says 'Yes' he says 'You can play with the other kids you know' she says 'Its best I stay here' he says 'Why?' says the blonde The boy says 'Because I am the f#cking goalie'